Friday, March 23, 2012

Super MNC Character Bio - Combat Girl


The ultimate cheerleader/handywoman. The Combat Girl is fast, athletic, and has an encyclopedic knowledge of each athlete's abilities, biological make up, armor and equipment. She is handy in the pits and a great trouble shooter but is ignorant on all other topics outside her work. She is unbelievably perky at all times, regardless of whatever emotion she may be feeling. Thus, even rare moments of anger or annoyance are expressed in a sweet Southern accent. One notable flaw is her open dislike for the Assassin. Researchers have thus far been unable to remove certain "cattiness" gene from her personality that makes her cheerfully hostile to females.

In stasis, the Combat Girl dreams of being the prettiest of seven daughters raised on a gentile plantation in the Deep South, being courted by dozens of handsome, young men with constant car trouble.

Notable DNA
Distinguished Miss Hooters International winners, Thomas Edison, the 1979 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Jimmy Johnson's 2007 Tissot Pit Road Precision Award winning NASCAR pit crew.

Likes:
Wealthy southern gentlemen, charity balls, engine trouble, the Tank

Dislikes:
The Assassin, diets, dueling

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