From Pittsburgh's Skid Row to sold out arena's all over the world and back again, Victor Lisowski, who earned the nickname "The Veteran" after his stint with the U.S. intervention in the war between Madagascar and Greenland, shone as one of professional wrestling's biggest stars. Know for his massive form, dark charisma and intense yet deliberate psychological attacks during interviews, the Veteran scared and delighted audiences for over five decades until the volume of stitches, broken bones, pinched nerves and knee replacements proved too much to endure, even for "the man with the hundred megaton biceps".
As the world of wrestling moved on, The Veteran waged mat wars under the increasingly smaller spotlight until his retirement match, which was held in the same gymnasium where he had trained as a rookie.
As it is with all true heroes however, Lisowski would never be forgotten. His legend endured long after his passing, and when Monday Night Combat issued a poll to its fans to see which deceased figure from history they'd like to see cloned, the Veteran was the overwhelming favourite, beating former child actor Tiffany Brissette (who played Vicki the Robot on the 20th century episodic television show "Small Wonder") and George Washington, respectively.
Pro Career
- Joined the 3000 "Kill Club" than any SMNC Pro in history
- Was the impetus for the "no psychological warfare during overtime" rule
- Once scared a Bouncer to death
Notable DNA
Victor Lisowski, Army Veteran, former professional wrestler and meat packer.
Personal
- Among his key weapons are his two fists, which together he nicknamed "Cruel but Fair"
- Won 5000 cans of radiation-free mole crickets for his favorite charity, The Hopegood House, on the game show $10,000 Food Pyramid.
- Shares his home with a 13 year-old giraffe named Lynette
Likes:
Dog tracks, the crunch of bone, Polish barmaids
Dislikes:
The piano player at the Raffles Hotel in Singapore, unsalted popcorn
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