Whether he's taking a riveted audience on an emotional storytelling journey in front of a roaring fire at a Paparazzi-filled ski chalet in Courchevel, France, or he's taking the ingredients of a familiar dish and cooking them separately in unfamiliar ways to create a meal that is both similar but utterly unique for his supermodel girlfriend, the Assault is usually the one at the center of activity, driving the action.
As the unofficial leader of the pack he is most comfortable driving the attack while dazzling the crowd with his acrobatic plays and daring-do. He is by far Super MNC's most celebrated athlete; though the Assault takes his success in stride. Neither overly arrogant nor falsely humble, he enjoys the fruits of success with vigor, having earned every one.
Pro Career
- Enters the current season as the all-time Super MNC kill leader with 3,287 (2,078 unassisted).
- Has missed a game due to being knighted by a monarch of a world superpower only three times.
- Has been the leading vote getter in each of his past fourteen seasons when elected to the Monday Night Combat All-Star game in Honolulu, Japan.
Notable DNA:
David Beckham, George Plimpton, famed hurricane forecaster William Gray, Bill Cosby, Julia Child
Personal
- Established "Brief Relief", a non-profit that auctions off lady's undergarments sent to the Assault in the mail for charity.
- During the off-season he is the co-host of "Assault on the Ordinary" a game show in which he travels the globe to visit the playgrounds of the rich and famous while contestants try to guess how much he is (or isn't) enjoying himself.
- Hosts an annual Holiday Giving Parade in which disadvantaged families from colder climates are flown to his ranch in Bermuda, given a winter coat, and flown back home.
Likes:
Victory parades, literary journals, making fine cuisine accessible
Dislikes:
Losing, men who cry like babies
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