Maruta Corp. Saitama Megabeth, or "Megabeth" for short, is the greatest combatant in the history of Indo-China's "Kawgashi Fumijiru Meriodashu" (loosely translated to mean "Most Pleasing and Melodious Crushing of Windpipes Like Reeds Underfoot in a Soft, Snowy Riverbank Federation") and the lead singer of the Maeter Motor Tokyo-based grind-core band, Hacksaw Circumcision.
With the rediscovery of flight by hot air balloon, it once again became cost-effective for Indo-China's gladiators to tour the states for Monday Night Combat to host matches in the Orient. Though the team from Saitama was outplayed in almost every match when Monday Night Combat came to visit, Megabeth became an international sensation overnight after scoring kills against the Sniper, Assault, Assassin, Gunslinger, and The Veteran in the same match, without being killed once. Shortly after, she became the first Indo-Chinese clone to sign on with Monday Night Combat where she became an instant star thanks to her intensity, fearlessness and rumored make out sessions with Combat Girl.
Pro Career
- Led the Hyogo Prefecture to the Sparrow Cup twice while in the Amateur Most Pleasing and Melodious Crushing of Windpipes Like Reeds Underfoot in a Soft, Snowy Riverbank Federation.
- Is a three-time inter-league MVP (Happened in a single season thanks to a computer error)
- Holds the current Indo-China record for having the closest actual win rate to their potential win rate as predicted by the Pythagorean winning percentage.
Notable DNA:
Grindcore pioneers Yoshimi P-We and Yasuko Onuki, Team Japan Roller Derby Captain Kaori Ike, Sun Tzu
Personal
- Lead singer of the feminist tribal-acid-grindcore band, Hacksaw Circumcision.
- Had her tear ducts surgically altered so she could cry blood read tears as a tribute to er former lover, Weeping Dahlias lead singer Broken Oath, who self-immolated in protest of the banality of life (note: life still banal as of this writing).
- Manufactures her own line of roller skates under her "Wheels of Death" brand of combat accessories.
Likes:
Manhwa webtunes, the impalement arts, My Little Pony
Dislikes:
Social/ political injustice, conformity, sausage fingers
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