SMNC Character Bio - Karl

Karl was one of twelve special reconnaissance cyborgs built by the governing over class in order to infiltrate Outlander society. Its directive was to transmit valuable information back to its creators as to the Outlander's survival tactics, whereabouts and leadership structure, as well as photos of Outlander women skinny-dipping.

To escape detection by his hosts, Karl was given the ability to collapse itself into human skeletal-like form and was given a bio medically engineered epidermis, synthetic blood and a room-filling orange afro.

Unfortunately, while Karl's physical characteristics raised little suspicion, it's AI-driven personality was another story. As a creation of the isolated upper classes of Monday Night Combat's autocratic society, these reconnaissance cyborgs did a terrible job of "fitting in" with the outlaw culture of those living in the "Gravelands", the untamed spaces between sanctioned cities and towns.

Of the twelve cyborgs released into the wild, all but one was immediately discovered thanks to their penchant for yacht races, noon cocktails, clumsy attempts at asserting their humanity and their over-compensating hatred for other robots.

After decades of being given false information by his Outlander companions meant to confuse and obstruct, along with almost no topless photos of Outlander women under the age of seventy, Karl was sent back to his creators where he was sold at a military tent sale, where he fell into the hands of Monday Night Combat officials.

Following Karl wherever he goes is his "handler" XC-22-7 whose job it is to keep Karl on task and to ensure it doesn't succumb to the fate spies often come to: switching allegiances after falling for the charms of the enemy.

Pro Career

• Despite several public denials to the validity of the distinction, is the first known cyborg combatant in Monday Night Combat history
• Currently third on the all-time bots kill list behind Ezra "Circuit Breaker" Snyder and "'Bot Hatin'" Brian McPheeters.
• Often points to his recent "Most Improved Combatant" award as evidence of humanity, as 97.4% of social learning theorists agree that cyborgs perform their duties at a constant rate of perfection rather than with degrees of learned competence versus physical ability.

Notable DNA

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Personal

• "Emotional outbursts" in the locker room just a little too perfect
• Divorced from former model Jazelle Pivovarova, who cited "fraud" and "irreconcilable anatomical differences" as reasons for the split
• Played himself in the Meet the Meatsacks episode "Mail Order Mercenary", in which Waldo, during a fit of rage over having his chocolate milk taken away during lunch period, writes an ultimately successful letter to the sports hero begging him to kill Principal McSneakers.

Likes:

Being human, engaging in a wide range of activities typical to humans, having a broad emotional range

Dislikes:

Robots, cyborgs, waiters that disappear before they bring you your check